Tips on locating Democrats
Finding Rahm
By Judi McLeod Monday, January 25, 2010
Canada Free Press (CFP) would like to help Jim Pascrell, a Democrat lawmaker in New Jersey, suss out the seriously missing Rahm Emanuel.
“I haven’t seen Rahm Emanuel except on television,” says Pascrell. “We used to see him a lot; I’d like him to come out from behind his desk and meet with the common folk.”
Shouting “Come out, come out, wherever you are!” ain’t gonna’ cut it, the shudders are running so deep in ObamaLand that even the marijuana isn’t giving the same false courage to the 38 czars.
Most “plebes” (in Dem Speak) would remember Rahm the most from the time he thumbed his nose at them.
We know where Rahm was on Dec. 16 because that’s the day he arrived in faraway India for a nearly-two-week Christmas vacation with his family.
Rahm had been out there looking for another crisis not to go wasted, when Massachusetts came up with the Mother of Them All: Lt. Col. Scott Brown.
First hint in how to help Pascrell find Rahm? Follow the little tippy-toe footprints left by Rahm’s pink satin ballet slippers from exit far left.
No matter where his hidey hole, a gangly guy in pink satin ballet slippers can’t be all that hard to track down.
CFP likes this Pascrell guy and now that the rats are jumping off USS Obama, we’d like to wish him Happy Hunting on more of the missing.
Has anyone noticed how former White House Communications Director Anita Dunn has faded from the public radar right after declaring her admiration for Mao Zedong?
Shouldn’t be hard to suss Dunn down. While she may not be wearing a “Mao’s For Me” T-shirt, listen for the screams of agony coming from anywhere she gets to speak. Anyone stupid enough to proclaim her admiration for one of this century’s most brutal mass murderers can’t hide from anyone.
Just in In case you might be looking, Mr. Pascrell, the last time anybody saw Joe Biden he was lost in his toupee wardrobe looking for a new hair rug.
Don’t worry about Eric Holder. The terrorists don’t. Ditto for Big Sis Janet Napolitano last seen fleeing Massachusetts new nest of domestic redneck extremists.
EPA’s Lisa P. Jackson easy pickins’. After having declared carbon dioxide a pollutant passed out and was rushed to hospital after refusing to exhale.
Dept. of Energy Steven Chu, with three-quarters of his department now declared illegal, was last seen blowin’ in the wind.
Another easy catch is Timothy Geithner, who has the stomach to rip off the IRS but none for sticking it to his buds at the banks, and on the out anyway now that Obama has dragged the undusted Paul Volcker out of the money closet.
Scandal-ridding Congressman Barney Fwank is the easiest one of all as the Banking Queen keeps getting sung about on the Rush Limbaugh show.
Meanwhile, for further tips for Hunting Democrats, check in with your nearest local Tea Party… more in CFP
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