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By Dr. Gifford Jones
It was not a good day at the office. My morning was just ending, when two female investigators from the College of Physicians and Surgeons, arrived without notice and asked to see me. I was handed an envelope and one woman immediately started to take notes. This was not a good sign. So I asked the reason for the sudden visit and was shocked to hear I had been accused of sexual misconduct.
That same day I was meeting my wife for lunch so I told her with trepidation what had just occurred. She immediately laughed and said, “Congratulations! At your age you should be proud of yourself!” But I didn’t share her sense of humour at the time.
Eight Good Reasons to Make LoveBy Dr. Gifford Jones
Are you fed up reading about war, our failing health care system and crooked CEOs? If so, let’s discuss a more pleasant topic, the way to ensure a long and healthy life. Some are convinced that jogging, a variety of diets or a daily glass of red wine is the answer. But what about sex? The fact is that making love is downright good for you. Here are eight reasons why you should put more amore into your life.
Many Reservations For Thorupgaarden Nursing Home!By Dr. Gifford Jones
Some columns strike a particular note with readers. The one I wrote about Copenhagen’s Thorupgaarden nursing home, struck high C. Every Saturday night pornographic videos are shown on the home’s internal channel. If residents remain depressed after this therapy they can request that a prostitute be allowed to visit. The Danish medical community decided this treatment was superior to Prozac. I’ve received a response from readers, second only to the column on the fractured male organ.
From Lethbridge a reader writes, “Go Danes go! Be prepared for the immigration of Canadian seniors. Our young people believe that our brain is dead when we our hair turns white. I may even become a Danish Lady-of- the-Night.”
Pornography At Nursing Homes?By Dr. Gifford Jones
This week I ran into the same problem I’ve encountered many times before. Many writers will understand. I was bored, weary of my computer and barren of ideas. I’ve written 1400 columns during the last 28 years. And I desperately needed a new topic to keep me from falling asleep. Suddenly I discovered it in Denmark. Then I couldn’t wait to get back to my computer. Why? Because this story could never happen in “Canada, The Good”.
A unique event has happened at the Thorupgaarden nursing home in Copenhagen. Don’t ask me how it started. But the staff must have had a few fascinating discussions before making their earth-shaking pronouncement. They decided, in their infinite wisdom, that pornography has a greater calming effect on seniors than medication.
Do The Toronto Maple Leafs Need More Sex?By Dr. Gifford Jones
What’s wrong with the Toronto Maple leafs? They haven’t won a Stanley Cup since 1967. This year, again, they’re floundering and may once again miss the playoffs.
Off-With-Your- Panties-Videos At Age Six?By Dr. Gifford Jones
“Do you know where your children are this evening?” It’s a question we often hear these days about parents who fail to keep an eye on their children’s whereabouts. But suppose you’re a diligent parent and they’re in your own home. How safe are they when watching television?
